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  • Why Croatia lost at the weekend

    Right.. lets see if I can remember how to do this..

    I got a text on Saturday night off one of my friends who was watching Macedonia-Croatia (lucky git). :|

    "Pletikosa had a yellow jersey, note the past tense. Muddy now!!" he said. For some reason, this excited me slightly...! so am very happy I found these. :D



    So, basically, if one were to turn the lush Wembley pitch into a giant mudbath, England may have a slim chance of getting something out of the game? Please don't attempt anything drastic folks. :) *points to Croatia shirt I'll be wearing tomorrow*

    Ahem..

    I haven't really got any excuses for not blogging like ViEiRA has. I've just been lazy.. :) sowwy.

  • All right, all right!

    This is a blog entry, something I have not been prone to of late.

    I've been doing 10 million things at uni: Christian Union, Campus Chair, presidency of Football Society and also Respect and Stop the War, political stuff in general, an internship (which I'm doing right now...) and my non-university life is full of church and Respect conferences.

    After church yesterday, I went to the pub and am 90% sure that was Robbie Keane I saw in there!! He's not interesting though, so no pictures.

    Lately, I haven't been very footballer drooly, but since going to Zagreb in the summer my affection for:

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    has increased.

    (I hope that works - can't remember how to do it!"

    I can't have him - he is married, with a child called Lorena (I think). Caroline is luckier, cos she likes:

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    and we can't find any references to his wife.
    Obviously, we're both still into our old favourites:

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    Well, I have to go back to work. Blog spent up all my lunchtime! Waaaah!

    It's good to be back:D

    God bless, Jenni xx

  • NO! DON'T GO!

    FOO hiatus is over! I have realised a poor unfortunate (fit) man is in danger of going to Man Utd. Don't do it, Luis Nani. We need to be more serious about this. We can't have another Henrik Larsson! That would necessitate more porn!

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    He seems to like exposing his legs a lot, like this. It must be the way he plays football, although he gets compared to CR17, not Vieira, who is always sticking out a leg.

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    Anyway, the irony is that there's not many pictures of him on the net atm, especially not ones which are accessible to non-speakers of Portuguese. (At least I can SPELL "Portugese" now!) And when IF, over my dead body (or at least partially expired body from too much coercive sex), he goes to ManUre, there'll be piccies of him in every orifice of the Internet. Growl.

    Oh - and here's Darryl Powell wet. Remember him? I fancied the pants of him in 1997.

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    Anyone interested can go here to send an email to Sporting telling them to not let Nani go to ManUre. You will also get to click on a button that says "Limpar"! Thrills for old Gooners, anyone?

    God bless, Jenni xx

  • For Jenner and JT

    Well, I think you KNOW who I would pick - problem is, he's also a favourite of many others, so I'm not sure I can convince anyone to switch LOLOL

    HOWEVER - JT, IF YOU READ THIS, why don't YOU take Ollie and I'll take Niclas? I know it'll be SO HARD for you to take Olof, I know....sorry....

    HAHAHAAHHAHA ;)

    - Jenner

    Consider it done, girls!

    Jenner, this is who you're lumbered with.

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    COMPLAINT: It's very difficult to find nice, large ones of him, but I KNOW he is hot!:)

    And JT, this one's for you. Note how I went to the trouble to find one without the shag.

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    Btw - why do you keep appearing in slash fiction land, with someone called Lamps? Is this he who needs a hydraulic, rather than chain, forklift truck for lifting purposes? And Jenner - by the time you read this, you've probably got MAIL;)

    God bless, Jenni xx

  • Slut Challenge!

    Ok, here is an idea Cazza and I came up with. And it's been ILLUSTRATED, just for our loyal readers:)

    Those of us girls who considers ourselves multidimensional (ie cross-reality) "sluts", each swap favourite people. We think:

    Cazza should sleep with Patrick Vieira.

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    Possibly, but not necessarily, on grass in French kit:)

    Meanwhile, I'm her partner in lust, so I have to sleep with her (marginal) favourite, Freddie.

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    (As for her OTHER "second favourite", already been there.)

    Next, we pair up Ros and Mymah. Mymah waives Kaka to Ros for the night:

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    This means Mymah gets her first (?) go with Marat Safin!

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    He looks like someone whose lyrics I was blogging earlier here!

    Anyway, if anyone else wants to play this game, I'll need the following:

    A "partner", to swap favourite partners with
    Advice, after the event, on how proceedings went!

    But trying to be more generous for Lent, so I will post the piccie even if I don't get the dirt afterwards.

    What's in it for you?

    You try someone new and get me to post an image of them here, for your delectation and delight. Let the games begin!

    God bless, Jenni xx

  • The weekend's action

    On a Thursday? Good grief!

    Especially as it's now Friday..

    Ah but I didn't post anything in a while freaking AGES!

    Obafemi Martins
    Obafemi Martins looks annoyed that possibly the only shot of an entirely dull game didn't go in the net..

    Thierry Henry
    Thierry Henry, looking extremely stylish on the sidelines, as usual.

    Emile Mpenza
    Man City's new signing warming up. Ooh I want that job!

    John Carew
    That's an interesting way to attempt the removal of John Carew's shirt...

    Benni McCarthy
    Benni likes scoring goals. Fine against Bolton, but NOT fine against Arsenal. WAAAH!

    Jussi Jaaskelainen
    I hope that isn't saliva, Jussi.

    Carlos Tevez
    Carlos Teves is soo happy, he removes his shirt and leaps into the throng of West Ham supporters

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    The ref wasn't amused. Meanie!

  • Disgusting blog post. Don't read.

    Please please please please please please please don't read this if you're easily offended, have just eaten, or are giving up lustful thoughts for Lent:)

    This is my first attempt at a certain kind of very popular fiction. It is rated NC-17. Piccie stolen from aftonbladet.se

    28/03/07
    Belfast

    Henrik Larsson entered the lobby, looked around and grinned. It was just like old times, except that when he was in his Sweden heyday, many of the boys in the lobby had been in short trousers. He'd been invited to the match with Northern Ireland as a VIP, and would see the game from a corporate box. He felt a twinge of sadness at this. He'd much rather have seen the game from the bench, but still, it was nice to know that his service to his country was appreciated, and that he had been rewarded with such perks.

    He was, at least, staying in the same hotel as the team, and counted a number of the older boys as frirends. Henrik exchanged a cordial wave with Zlatan, and was then forced to walk past Olof, who simply smirked. Henrik grimaced. Olof, as a Premiership player, was overjoyed that Henrik had curtailed his contract with Man United. Henrik knew that United were held in contempt by most Premiership players and fans - a grudging respect the most adulation that United could expect on their travels. He knew that there were good reasons for this, but still. The days of United getting penalties in every home game, and being cossetted by the FA, were before his time, and it wasn't very kind of Olof to assume Henrik was partly responsible for their misdemeanours.

    "You got out." Olof grinned at Henrik as Freddie, wearing a similar smug expression, sauntered up behind him. Freddie, as an Arsenal veteran, hated Manchester United much more than Olof did, and was never going to sympathise with Henrik. "Have you rejoined the light side of the Force now, Henrik?", Freddie asked, those blue eyes dancing as he taunted his friend. Henrik poked his famous tongue out in reply. These three guys respected each other, and a brief stint at the "Dark Side" wasn't going to change that. Freddie and Olof smirked in unison, then wandered away together.

    Henrik briefly furrowed his brow, before setting his mind straight and determinedly walking to reception for his room key. He knew what was going on with Freddie and Olof, and he knew what a testosterone-fuelled environment could do to a guy. He never spent long in rumination on what Olof's eyes could do to him, and how irrational shivers sometimes ran down Henrik's spine at the sight of him.

    After the game that night, most players turned in, knowing what could happen to guys who brok curfew. Henrik, no longer bound by such restrictions, still made his way towards his room - the corporate hospitality wine had gone to his head a little. He'd enjoyed spending the day with the guys, some of whom had told him he should have stayed at United to try and seal the title, others glad he had returned to grace Swedish football. A pleasant day was almost over as Henrik approached his door.

    "You're still dirty." Henrik turned to see a shaggy head poking out of a room nearby. He sighed.

    "Still not over it, Olof? I went to United. I did well. I came back. Veni, vidi, vici."

    "No. You came, you saw, you got dirty." Olof pushed the door open wider and beckoned Henrik forward. "Freddie and I both think you should get clean again. Don't we?"

    Another smiling face appeared. "Yeah. Did you ever play that British game 'Theme Hospital'?" Freddie laughed at his own joke. "If it was real, we'd have to stick you in the Decontamination Shower."

    Henrik giggled. "I don't know what you're on about." He walked towards them. He'd missed pitchside humour. He was not prepared for what happened next.

    Freddie pulled Henrik into he and Olof's shared room. "We have to clean you", he explained. Two hands seized Henrik's shoulders. They belonged to Olof, who proceeded to remove Henrik's jacket.

    "Hey, guys", Henrik protested. "What are you..."

    Olof pressed a finger to Henrik's lips. "We're going to clean you and we think you'll enjoy it." Henrik suddenly found himself thorougly short of objections. He thought it might have had something to do with Olof touching his skin. He sighed as Freddie unbuttoned his shirt. He'd always craved a bit of what he heard went on behind closed doors, despite his professional act, and it looked as if he was about to get it.

    Freddie and Olof undressed Henrik with the speed and grace of years' experience, and pulled him into the bathroom. They planned this, Henrik thought, as he realised a warm bath was waiting. His friends pushed him into the bath and Henrik sighed as the water soothed his body. His flesh tingled with anticipation at the thought of what was to come.

    Olof didn't disappoint. He sponged Henrik's chest down with the dexterity of an expert, and the hunger he showed on the pitch. Henrik gasped as Olof ran the sponge over his stomach muscles, spasms following the delightful wet touches. Freddie had found a flannel and was working it over Henrik's thighs. Henrik was beginning to feel hot all over. He couldn't think about where this was going to lead. He knew it could push him over the edge. Olof pushed Henrik's head forward and began to soap his back. Henrik moaned at the feeling of the sponge on his back and Olof's hand resting on his shoulder. He finally admitted to himself that he'd been in need of some TLC like this for years.

    Freddie had worked his way all the way down to Henrik's toes and back up again. He discarded his flannel and reached for Henrik's balls. Henrik's breath caught in his throat at the sensation of Freddie's hand, plus the warm water. "Freddie", he groaned as the two men's eyes met Freddie laughed and bent towards Henrik's hardness. The next sensation was absolute, pure joy. Henrik threw back his head at the feeling of Freddie's soft mouth and lips and tongue. He shuddered and cried out as Freddie's tongue worked him over, and his teeth bit the tip of his arousal. Olof was kneading his shoulders, adding to the plethora of sensations Henrik was experiencing. When Olof began to lick his neck, he came hard with a loud, feral cry. Freddie was obviously used to such occasions and took Henri's penis in his hand, holding him gently as he recovered. Olof pulled Henrik's shoulders back to rest upon the bath, then kissed him on the cheek, stroking his face. Henrik stared into Olof's eyes for one last blissful moment, then closed his eyes. "Guys", he murmured. "What for?"

    Freddie laughed. "We couldn't do that to you while you were in Man U. But we've wanted to forever. You are so hot."

    "We just wanted to get you clean", Olof murmured into his ear, "so we could have our wicked way with you. Is that OK?" Henrik nodded.

    "And we're looking forward to finding out what that tongue can do", Freddie added suggestively. "Give him a chance to recover, Freddie", Olof said sternly.

    Feeling suddenly wide awake, Henrik grinned, pulling Olof close for a kiss. "That. And better", he whispered. "Same time tomorrow?"

    * THE END *

    God bless, Jenni xx

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  • Death on a plate.

    Don't click here.

    Ok, I warned you...

    But it's OK, I'm going to add to the carnage.

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    God bless xx

  • For Mymah... and Jenner

    Oh, and anyone else who wants to die really.

    Mymah wrote:

    i dnt know if gourcuff's eyes looks like zidane's..coz ive never seen zidane's eyes..well..i tried not too..;)

    Well, we can't have that now can we?

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    Oh, and since you can't JUST have one piccie:

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    Have fun now girls, I haven't posted any Zizou in AGES:)

    God bless xx

  • More royalty

    Plus the Queen:)

    My advice here is do NOT, and I repeat do NOT, watch this vid if you have heart problems or a history of fainting.

    I found this here.

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    The author notes that the queen's Corgi seems to have a liking to Freddie! A bit like someone else I'm not allowed to drop in it.:D

    This is something I found the other day... Polfoto I think.

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    And my caption is "One's royalty, the other lives in Buckingham Palace."

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    Anyway, I think that's all for today:)

    God bless, Jenni xx

  • Hleb is hiding

    Djourou has an interesing suit and is very tall, Senderos has a funny expression on his face, Cesc is ogling Djourou, Flamini is looking "beautiful and thoughtful" (C) Ros, Rosicky is Chinese,and there's a massive crow on the ceiling and Hoyte and Walcott prefer that.

    Or it's all very normal and innocent. You decide. Caption competition: can anyone come up with anything better?

    It's the Arsenal players at the Palace meeting the Queen btw, 'cos she tried to open our new one officially (in October. It's exactly like her birthdays.), but got a bad back. I have more where this came from if anyone wants, courtesy of Polfoto, and the original is here, 'cos it seems to be cropped when I try and post it here.

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    God bless xx

  • Kolo Toure

    I believe Cazza once wrote "No words required. Just incoherent noises."

    Ditto. Apart from "Oh my gosh Kolo. You're MY AGE. Why are you married?"

    God bless xx

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